How To Piss Off A Hippy

Here's a handy list of ways to piss off a hippy! Feel free to print it out and keep it in your wallet for reference, should you encounter a hippy...

Burn Rainforests
Kill Animals
Bomb People
Keep Drugs Illegal
Make websites like this
Driving an SUV or anything with a V-8
Not Buying Pearl Jam Records
Kicking him in the balls
Fighting a war...even if its against the Nazis
Not listening to his bitching
Burning Things on O-Zone Action Days
Breaking glass bottles...just so they can't be recycled
Giving the Kyoto Conference the finger
Oil Spills! IN THE JUNGLE!
Wearing a bra
Pissing on his face
Calling him a pussy because that's what he is
Taking his incense and replacing it with anthrax spores on a stick
Using the word "Anthrax"
Listening to Ted Nugent
Voting for Ted Nugent..which will likely start a hippy riot...which means we can...
Launch Tear Gas at Hippies!
Leave your car running in the driveway ALL DAY...just because this is America and you can
Road Trips to California...to kill hippies
Putting an 18" dildo in their soup..yes, I said 18 inches
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