Half-Life = Awesomeness

Why is this game so badass, you ask? Simple: You kill aliens, scientists, and the dumbest special ops forces the U.S. military has ever seen, and there's a guy in a suit whom you CANNOT friggin kill that runs around throughout the game. The only complaint I have is the whole "traveling to the alien world" thing. While taking the fight to THEIR turf is a cool idea, where are all the alien "civilians" and alien "women and children" and the like? Surely their entire populace is not military-bred with lasers and whatnot in their arms/eyes/foreheads/whatever. So, they should have made alien cities full of unarmed alien civilians (much like our civilians on earth, only alien) that you could mow down and kill. Didn't expect THAT one when you invaded earth, did ya? Perhaps you should think of the Mrs. Zeagjdftea'dea and little baby Jgamdanzxay or whatever the hell they name themselves next time they want to encroach on my soil. Whats more is the lack of decent weaponry that you get to take to this alien world. I'll be damned if I'm gonna run through that portal without first getting a suitcase nuke or a pocket MOAB. Not that Gordon Freeman wasn't able to get the job done with just his trusty assault rifle and magnum pistol...those weird ass alien creatures that you threw at people were just too weird. Alien weapons are for posers.

Freeman Kicking Ass and Making Shit Bloody (as usual)

In short, the game was badass, and nothing will ever beat the glory of that tactical shotgun, especially when shooting with both barrels.

Look at me shoot down a helicopter with my pistol. Rarr! Death to my oppressors.

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