The Holocaust In A Nutshell
Being Jewish in Nazi-occupied territory during 1940-45 did not have many benefits...
In 1944, Hitler began a secret program of packing dead Jews into peanuts. He felt human flesh provided peanuts with increased nutritional content. These peanuts were to be placed in the daily food rations of all German soldiers, giving them what Hitler believed to be an extra edge in combat. Upon realizing that his army of "master race" soldiers would be "tainting their own blood" by eating Jew-packed peanuts, Hitler quickly ordered all peanuts buried in the Rhine River Valley, and the secret program was hastily abandoned. As time went by, some of these peanuts began to grow. Before long, there were vast peanut fields along the Rhine, many which still exist today. These fields are farmed and the peanuts sold throughout the world. Some question whether or not there could still be human flesh within their peanuts. This diagram shows clearly how to tell if the very peanuts you are eating today may in fact be descended from Nazi peanuts. I call on all peanut companies to stop profting from fascist peanuts. This calls for immediate action. We must boycott these peanut companies until they agree to stop selling Holocaust Peanuts. Always trying to make a few bucks at the expense of an entire race...I see how it is.